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REGISTRAR-GENERAL,Tobaiwa Mudede is related to Robert Mugabe and has been in charge of all Zimbabwe’s elections held since independence on 19 April 1980….you do the maths!
Deposed former president Robert Mugabe’s powerful Zanu pf politburo bought into the scam by conlady Rotina Mavhunga aka Nomatter Tagarira, a spirit medium, who managed to assemble Zanu pf cabinet ministers, national intelligence oficials, police and defence superiors and other top-Zanu pf ranking security officials in 2007 to show that diesel could flow from Chinhoyi rocks, a con famously known as the ‘diesel rock con’ .
The clever spirit medium had an accomplice hiding in the growth and when she gave the signal, the assistant who was tactfully hidden in the growth above the gathered Zanu pf offcials in the dead of the night, would let diesel flow to a hidden bowser which would cascade down the mountai and suddenly ‘rock diesel’ would gush out.
The gullible Zanu pf officials bought into trhe scam and saw this as ‘Gods’ answer to the fuel crisis in Zimbabwe as the country was crippled with unprecedented fuel shortages.
For such a miracle the conlady, received £1.7m, a farm, an armed guard, food and, would have, a 50-vehicle convoy, with Zanu pf stalwarts, securocrats, cabinet ministers and at time sa helicopter to conduct her midnight rituals.
The Mugabe Zanu pf clowns were so convinced by the ‘rock diesel scam’ that at one time they had as much as 50 vehicles travelling at midnight with Zanu pf stalwarts and securocrats heading to the caves in Chinhoyi and dancing all night barefoot, then on other occassions dispatching military helicopters to ensure the ‘magic fuel’ was a succes.
Yes indeed, miracles do happen because diesel started gushing out of the rocks right before the eyes of a powerful Zanu pf regime delegation which included then State Security Minister Didymus Mutasa, then Defence Minister Sydney Sekeramayi and then Home Affairs Minister now Vice President Kembo Mohadi witnessing the miraculous event in the dead of the night at Maningwa Hills in Chinhoyi by a simpleton, a grade 3 educated conlady Rotina Mavhunga a spirit medium.
Chinhoyi and sent Zanu pf stalwarts into a frenzy as they danced around the caves barefoot and celebrated beating the western powers because Zimbabwe could now produce magic fuel as ‘rock diesel’ could gush out from rocks because diesel was now gushing out of rocks right before their eyes.
Sadly, the celebration was short lived because they eventually realised, the ‘diesel’ gushing out of the rocks was nothing more than a con, but after they had splashed news of the rock diesel continuously across mainstream media, internationa paers and all Zanu pf propaganda chanels, ZBC and Zimpapers at the helm of this con.
Only then did the Mugabe Zanu pf administration awaken to to the fact they had been conned, and in order to hide from public embarassment, the Registrar general Tobaiwa Mudede hid the con lady from the police who wanted to arrest her.
As barely schooled as she was with only a basic grade 3 schooling, Rotina Mavhunga conned the current Vice President Kembo Mohadi, then Defence Minister Sydney Sekeramayi seen barefoot in both photos here, and then State Security Minister Didymus Mutasa, into believing she could produce pure diesel from the Maningwa Hills in the bush in Chinhoyi. In my view this woman who can a whole government into flying a helicopter with officials and sending a 50 vehicle motorcade is real presidential material by the standard we had of ‘Dr Stop it, Grace Mugabe’. If she can make diesel flow from rocks then she’s got my vote…Zanu pf are just a bunch of clowns lol
It is such stupidity that leaves one wondering, how Zimbabweans buy into believing Mnangagwa replacing Mugabe is a change,..really? Wake up Zimbabwe, these clowns are the same Mnangagwa, Zanu pf stalwarts and securocrats in power and whom you vote for when you vote Zanu pf! We Zimbabweas who claim to be well educated and peaceful are nothing more than a buch of gullible clowns led by con artists like conlady Rotina Mavhunga aka Nomatter Tagarira, a spirit medium , fake doctrate ‘stop it grace Mugabe’ and all other dubious graduates by the Mnangagwa, Zanu pf securocrats and Zanu pf stalwarts,….ooooooh aren’t we all so proud to be recognised globally for such daftness and this time its not the fault of the West! I shall not speak! DISCUSS! By Sibusiso Ngwenya