‘Calm down!’ -Mnangagwa , having been rattled by Jonathan Moyo, denies poison by Gushungo Dairy ice cream

Zimbabwe’s Vice President Emmerson Mnangagwa, the alleged leader of the Zanu pf Lacoste faction that is fighting the Grace Mugabe G40 faction for the position of future Zimbabwe president by succeeding Mugabe, now denies poison by Gushungo Dairy ice cream at the high table in Gwanda at the Youth Interface rally on the fateful day on the 12th of August 2017.
 
Mnangagwa went on to deny that there is a rift between him and the Mugabe Gushungo First Family claiming that those alleging anything to that effect were being mischievous and seeking to destroy confidence in Gushungo dairy products and spread unnecessary alarm and despondency among peace-loving Zimbabweans.
 
This is a man who collapsed in Gwanda after vomiting blood, in pain having just consumed Gushungo dairy ice cream for desert in Gwanda. He was subsequently airlifted to hospital in Gwanda, then later airlifted from Manyame airbase in Harare to South Africa ,..hmmn how quickly he forgets he was almost a goner, and in line for being a national hero at the 2017 Heroes day celebrations courtesy of Gushungo dairy ice cream,…close!
 
Shortly before the Gwanda drama, Professor Jonathan Moyo, a G40 ally had, spent the greater part of two hours in a Zanu Pf politburo, with the aid of monitors, presenting allegations of how Mnangagwa and allies had captured state institutions and were stealing state funds and gearing up for the removal of president Mugabe from power and replacing him with Mnangagwa as the next president of Zimbabwe ,
 
In that one and half hour presentation by Jonathan Moyo, the Zanu pf full howe of politburo, fell silent, mouths agape in shock and then president Mugabe asked Mnangagwa to respond.
 
Mnangagwa was evidently shocked and all he could do was wave a document he claimed to be a dossier explaining Jonathan Moyo’s alleged falsehoods and Moyo’s alleged CIA back ground but asked for time to compile his response.
 
He was then ‘ice creamed’ out with Gushungo dairy ice cream, and knocked on death’s dooor but survived the obvious attempt on his life by Grace Mugabe faction as his rise would have blocked Grace Mugabe’s rise to power, hence he had to be terminated or ice creamed out in this case! More news to follow.
 
Mnangagwa had less than a month earlier on attempted to resign when the kitchen got too hot to stay in and Mugabe turned down the resignation offer, obviously having realised that it would be too evident that he had forced him out in the creation of a Gushungo dynasty and opted for the elimination method using ice cream as this would leave the Vice president position open for Grace Mugabe without directly fingering the Gushungos as the people behind the elimination.
 
The drama is only just unfolding and the next time Mugabe can openly flex his muscle and push to regain full control of Zanu pf is in the annual Zanu pf December conference for 2017, where obviously many heads will fall as he reshuffles both cabinet and Zanu pf.
 
Lest you forget, just a month ago Mugabe suggested that there must be a position for a third Vice President and the position must be given to a woman,…we all know which woman will be taking up the post.
 
Only this week, Tobaiwa Mudede the Registrar General for Zimbabwe announced that the metal ID cards will not be valid for voter registration and that only the new plastic ID cards will be valid. He knows that millions in the diaspora do not have the new ID cards and cannot be bothered to spend hours on a short visit to Zimbabwe, queueing for an ID and then later for voter registration before finally lining up for voting. This is simply frustrating the diaspora, who are mainly anti Zanu pf anti Mugabe,
The case is exacerbated by the fact that the ID card centres like Makombe in Harare are not fit for purpose as they cannot handle massive volumes of people,..case in point, Makombe can only process at the most 70 IDs a day,…need I say more?
 
On Wednesday this week, Zanu pf forced people out of Mbare Mupedzanhamo market stalls to march in support of Grace Mugabe after her murderous assault of South African Model Gabriella Engels (20) showing how critical it is for Grace Mugabe to succeed Mugabe and protect her business empire and husband from ICC prosecution, and by default eliminate Mnangagwa,..Gushungo ice cream if necessary!
 
Also to Mugabe’s advantage is that opposition are not organised at the moment , while Zanu pf is already in election mode through rigging. There is nothing in the constitution to stop Mugabe calling for an early election in 2018. By so doing he would have caught the splintered opposition forces with surprise and not fit for purpose , technically unable to unseat him from his 37 year rule. Wake up Zimbabwe, unless and until electoral reforms are put in place, there is no point in elections as this will only lend credibility to a fraudulent election victory by Mugabe. Stop legitimising election fraud,..Mugabe must go!
By Sibusiso Ngwenya

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