ZANU PF WHICH LAUNCHED ITS ELECTION CAMPAIGN MANIFESTO yesterday, said it is now time to dismantle MDC-Alliance’s juvenile politics which have seen its leader Mr Nelson Chamisa going around the country making startling kindergarten promises to the electorate.

 ZANU PF BIG WIGS including Mnangagwa’s personal advisor Chris Mutsvangwa, Douglas Mahiya, Irene Zindi, Mike Bimha, David Chapfika, Monica Mutsvangwa and Beatrice Nyamupinga were all beaten in the elections leading gto warnings of pending disaster
Zanu-PF Second Secretary and Vice President Constantino Chiwenga yesterday told delegates who graced the manifesto and election launch that the revolutionary party would resoundingly cruise to victory as nothing stood in its way.

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 Recently, we warned,on www.newzimbabwevision.com that the MDC T is now becoming a laughing stock because of the childish promises made by Nelson Chamisa. Without reverting back to the endless promises, let me summarise them as follows..
 
Nelson Chamisa promises to build rural airports, sphaghetti type roads, bullet trains, Ndebele king and to install WIFI at each rural homestead, claiming “Even goats will be able to have access to the mobile network,”. “Wherever one is, even if they are in their own house or at their small house, then they will be able to access mobile networks.”-wake up Zimbabwe! Small house is the term used by Zimbabwe to refer to extra marital affairs and raises the question again about, what MDC T represents to the people, as Chamisa inadvertently lent credence to immorality through extramarital affairs when he uttered this.
 
Remember earlier this year, Nelson Chamisa and Tendai Biti, led a delegation to the US to call for Sanctions on Zimbabwe to be maintained.On return , he claimed that they had been promised billions if the MDC Alliance won the harmonised 2018 election. He was forced to issue an apology to the US after the US denied making such a financial pledge to Chamisa.
 
Anyway, the childish utterances have actually become a talking point for Mnangagwa, Chiwenga, Zanu pf stalwarts and securocrats. Chiwenga said the election campaign launch was the first step in the dismantling of MDC Alliance’s “make-believe dreams”.
 
Chiwenga said instead of going around peddling falsehoods, Mr Chamisa should first deal with the legitimacy woes he was facing.
 
“We shall have time to dismantle their little, make-believe dreams as we get down to real campaign work,” he said.
 
“Before they tackle our icon, could they do their own supporters a small favour by resolving legitimacy issues that dog and haunt them!
 
The MDC-T run councils have failed on service delivery with several of its councillors being arrested on corruption charges.
 
Zanu-PF which launched its election campaign yesterday, said it is now time to dismantle MDC-Alliance’s juvenile politics which have seen its leader Mr Nelson Chamisa going around the country making startling kindergarten promises to the electorate.
 
Mr Chamisa, who is the MDC Alliance’s presidential candidate for the harmonised elections expected by the end of July, has become a laughing stock for his unattainable proposals which include introducing bullet trains and constructing airports in rural areas.
 
Chiwenga said the election campaign launch was the first step in the dismantling of MDC Alliance’s “make-believe dreams”.
 
Chiwenga said instead of going around peddling falsehoods, Mr Chamisa should first deal with the legitimacy woes he was facing.
 
“We shall have time to dismantle their little, make-believe dreams as we get down to real campaign work,”
 
“Before they tackle our icon, could they do their own supporters a small favour by resolving legitimacy issues that dog and haunt them!
 
“We excuse them for being too young to have participated in the struggle. But we cannot excuse them from mounting a bid for national leadership from a pilfered party crown!”
 
Nelson Chamisa’s legitimacy problems mounted when MDC-T president Dr Thokozani Khupe held a successful congress in Bulawayo two weeks ago and Dr Khupe was elected MDC-T leader at the congress and is in the process of recalling from Parliament officials aligned to Nelson Chamisa including recalling Nelson Chamisa himself from parliament.
 
Chiwenga said elections presented the electorate with contending visions meant to transform the society but Mr Chamisa was openly selling the voters dummies. We hear such child-like and childish talk designed to transform make-believe worlds fit for the painter’s canvas, never phases to be lived and enjoyed. Bullet trains! Spaghetti Roads! Rural Airports! Cellphones for Animal Kingdoms! All such and much more crazy ideas to come.”
 
Chiwenga went on: “Until we ask ourselves why pretenders who sell us such convoluted dummies cannot manage small traffic in our real world cities and municipalities which they control and run! Why reach Bulawayo in 40 minutes when Harare workers can’t reach Kuwadzana in five hours? What open cans of spaghetti when potholes straddle single lane roads in the city centre? Shouldn’t these starry-eyed juvenile politicians take us to Mabvuku after a hard day’s work before they put us on ‘Apollo 11’ to the Moon?”
 
The MDC-T run councils have failed on service delivery with several of its councillors being arrested on corruption charges.
 
Chiwenga said Zanu-PF was built on principles of internal democracy and servant leadership that served with integrity.
 
“The national economy must now recover and grow so the youths have jobs,” he said.
 
The recent Zanu pf primaries were equally chaotic like the opposition promises, The Zanu pf irregularities and rigging allegations in the recently ended Zanu-PF primary elections,has led to a delay in the announcement of ection winners to allow the Zanu pf politburo to linvestigate, as complaints and threats to the new Mnangagwa, Zanu pf stalwarts, and securocrats regime by party members who lost the primary elections grew this week and and President Mnangagwa’s special advisor Christopher Mutsvangwa who warned Mnangagwa over potentially losing the 2018 harmonised elections if the grievances are not investigated
 
The problem is that Zimbabweans as educated as they are, are clearly suckers for lies from politicians. Who remembers that the deposed former president Robert Mugabe once despatched a 50-vehicle convoy in the dead of the night in 2007 with a posse of senior Zanu pf regime ministers to Chinhoyi to meet 37-year-old witch doctor ( n’anga ), a primary school educated woman who had convinced the plonkers that she could produce ready-to-use diesel from a rock, in what became famously known as the Chinhoyi rock diesel saga.
 
The Zanu posse included former Zanu pf stalwart, Didymus Mutasa , Vice president Kembo Mohadi and former Defence Minister Sydney Sekeramayi who drove hundred of kilometeres to meet the witchdoctor at mignight and gather around Chinhoyi rock, barefoot, dance and chant , while diesel suddenly flowed the rock.
 
Mugabe and his Zanu pf , suddenly realised that Zimbabwe had beaten the debillitating Western Sanctions and were clearly superior to the white man in intelligence, and as a public statement of gratuity for this game changer by Rotina, which wouyld have funded the promised 2million jobs, and clearly now, the MDC T sphaghetti roads, Wifi goats, rural airports and bullet trains, on top of the US$15 billion allegedly from US government, so the Mugabe, Zanu pf stalwarts sanctioned a payout to Mavhunga which included a farm and millions of dollars in cash before they eventually realised that it was all a con job and she wasarrested after it was discovered she had fooled the Zanu pf government despite their several academic degrees -newzimbabwe
 
photo-High powered Zanu PF delegation which included 2007, self-styled traditional healer Rotina Mavhunga ordered three government ministers – Didymus Mutasa , Vice president Kembo Mohadi and Sydney Sekeramayi – who mobilised a 50-vehicle convoy in the dead of the night on the ‘Diesel from Chinhoyi rock, elaborate Con
. Source – Chronicle

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